- People replace the word "problem" with the word "challenge." Recently I heard someone saying The challenge that I faced parking my car is that another car was parked in front of the gate
- The important point to note in the presentation is that we are capturing 70% of the market share ( As if if we did not understand the main points of the whole presentation as it was so covered with bull-shit all around the slides or the language is so vague that we have to be told what is the main point)
- Adaptability is important ( which means we don't know what to do with you so keep moving as we say )
- Lets sit for a meeting ( We don't have anything substantial to give you but still, we would like you to have pity on us and give us something)
- The industry we are operating is a new industry - ( If you don't understand what we are doing or why we are doing don't be flummoxed)
Saturday, June 18, 2011
The way the corporate bull shit seeps into people working in the corporates is easily seen in their verbiage.
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